The Gurl


fig. 1 The Gurl. Not the shifty eyes, the colorful attire.
      The Gurl is know to skulk around campus in Old Navy attire, and has been reported to torture fruitflies on a regular basis, under the pretense of studying "homosexuality". She has admitted herself that she feeds drosophila specimens radioactive foods in order to "gay-ify" their grandchildren. What ever happened to free choice?


       We tracked down the girl at lunch one day in the Sherman Cafeteria, the notorious underworld of hungry Goys and Jews everywhere, but she was less than willing to speak with us. Note again the colorful attire. No wallflower, the Gurl.




We now knwo that the Gurl doesn't work alone, but with The Watcher. He was quite irate when she stalked off without answering our questions.




Who is this Gurl? What is her purpose? Why is she here? Brandeis, the home of the free, the brave, and the Gurl

Do you have any information about the whereabouts of The Gurl? If so, do the right thing, and contact us hear at Fugitives R Us



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